WELCOME TO THE LOBBY

This is where travellers recalibrate, shedding Chronos time as the Hotel imposes its own.

Most travellers arrive through the Lobby first. The Hotel makes separate arrangements for the rest.

A grand classical garden with sculptures, fountains, and manicured hedges, surrounded by lush trees, with a distant view of a large mansion and rolling hills, a boar grazing in the foreground.

The Lobby - Guests & Residents


The Aristocrats of Boardom

Stewards of the Housekeeping Hotel, the Boardom family upholds the Hotel’s foundations. Renowned for impeccable manners, prized boars, and an unwavering commitment to hospitality, they carry themselves with a restrained amusement that hovers just under their traditional facade. Rules are followed with exquisite precision, often just long enough to demonstrate that they were never meant to apply in quite the strict way one assumes. On the rare occasions a member of the family has expressed dissatisfaction, entire sections of the Hotel have been known to reconfigure themselves without a sound.