WELCOME TO THE SUITES FOR DAPPER GENTLEWOMEN

This room exists as a deliberate exploration of refined yet eclectic art, where the women represented are integral to the narrative rather than ornamental. Each work is finite and intentional, conceived as a complete set rather than an evolving series.

Advised for anyone who owns an ascot with a purpose unknown to them.


The Suites Collections

Eclectic maximalist bedroom with red and gold brocade bedding, floral walls, gold crystal chandelier, and countryside views.

The Residents

They checked in under names the staff does not repeat. Their suites seem to anticipate their habits, adjusting long before any request is made.

Housekeeping notes that mirrors linger on them longer than expected.

Meet The Residents
Classical oil-style portrait of a pale blonde woman in a dark suit standing behind an ornate floral porcelain vase on a wooden table.

The Secret Heirlooms Collection

Hidden within the most distinguished suites of the hotel lies The Secret Heirloom Collection—a curated world of impossible heirlooms and mischievous elegance. Every piece feels as though it has been painted into existence from another age: treasures inspired by rare antiques, lovingly reimagined and immortalized in painterly splendor.

Arriving January 11th 2026